Hellway--

I mean Subway;

Eat Fresh!

 

 

 

                       Okay guys! Let me give you a little insight onto what we sandwich artists have to deal with on a daily, or in my case, nightly basis.
  Now any fast food joint, or food joint in general will always have those common reoccurring customer personalities that they wish would just go fall in a well. Here are a few commons that I see:

    First of all, we have those sadistic assholes who come in with 8 subs written down on a piece of paper, and slowly read the order like it's a question. For instance: Man holding white paper full of sub ingredients, "She wants....uhh....white bread? It's going to be a Melt....I don't know if she wants it toasted she didn't tell me....   uhmm, ya know what? Just toast it? I think? What kind of cheese normally goes on it? Do you know?" FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD MAN JUST ORDER THE GAWD DAMNED SANDWICH! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES ON IT, GO HOME I HAVE A MILLION OTHER MOUTHS TO FEED.

     The second type of customer we have is the "I want four and half cucumbers, three tomatoes cut in triangles, and I want the mustard spelling my name on top of the cheese in cursive." Lady!! I'm not Picasso and I'm sure as hell not your servant. If you want the sub THIS specific, you go home, in your own kitchen, and make it yourself.

        The third type of customer we have on a consistent basis are the price arguers. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? MY SUB WAS $6.57?!? THAT'S NOT RIGHT. REDO IT.....IT'S STILL SIX DOLLARS?!? I WANT JUST THE SIX INCH THEN!" Do ya now? You want a six inch huh? Well maybe you should have READ the prices before you bought the gawd damned sub! How old are you, 50? Do you go into the doctor and complain about the price of your arthritis meds and demand only half a prescription bottle of them??? I DOUBT IT.
    Last but not least we have the moochers. The guys or gals that are in line that think they can flirt there way into an extra couple pieces of bacon, or some cheddar cheese. If YOU are one of these people, just.....just stop. Please. You're embarrassing yourself. You think you can just walk in and twinkle your eyes across the counter, flash a smile, and say "How's your day been darlin?" and I'm going to willingly hand over extras? Don't be so full of yourself. If you happen to find a weakling somewhere, congratulations! Don't do it again.
             But its not just these sunshiny cookie cutter customers that make my job so exciting! It's the never ending list that I have to repeat day after day after day after day! Wash the dishes, make the veggies, make the meats, clean the counters, clean the bathrooms, change the garbage bags, sweep the floor, mop the floor, do more dishes, make more veggies, bake more bread.....that's what I do. Over and over and over and over and over again.
           So that's my life in a nutshell.
      I have to get to studying for this Human Biology Exam before I fail this one too!! ...........but I have to finish the new episodes of Walking Dead first....of course.

                                                             -Kenzie Nagel